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Hard Boiled Wind

Imagine your a god right? And your being punished by the other gods for something, so they send you back down to earth to be reincarnated as a mortal.
When you get to earth you wake up in the middle of this rice field in the middle of feudal japan. You Don't know why you are there, but you know you are there for a REASON.

You Take a deep breath in. HHHHHHHHHH But it is not air you breathe! It is thick and yellow and tastes like marshmallow dust. and you know what it is? HARD BOILED WIND.
"Mannn last night I was faded off that Hard Boiled Wind."
by GuapAchmed August 23, 2023
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Boiled Ostrich Eggs

A slang term a gay man uses for another man's booty
Attractive guy: Hey, did you see that Instagram model's booty?
Gay guy: yeah, but that's so plastic so that's not to my taste. I prefer your Boiled Ostrich Eggs over that any day now.
Attractive guy: Ayo, you sus!
by 42matter November 26, 2021
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Boiling

Boiling foods, both those that are usually boiled and those that are not (i.e. steak, chicken, burgers, bread, etc). Boiling is disgusting, and one of the main causes of samonella and will most likely cause another disease. You would call someone who boils a "Boiler", and someone who is against boiling a "Boilst"
"Did you hear about Gamer?? Shes been boiling every food she eats, such a boiler"
by sbsjsbejflsnsjss July 17, 2022
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Boil-o

A term coined by Michael Stevens of Vsauce, Boil-o is an invisible, undetectable, unverifiable/unfalsifiable substance that appears whenever things begin to boil. While, yes, the phenomenon of boiling is perfectly explained without Boil-o, Boil-o is still there.

Boil-o is used as an example of redundancy. If a phenomena is perfectly explained without something, why include the something?
"Johnny: Yo man, I'm cooking up some pasta, you want some?
Mike: Yeah, sure, just start boiling the water.
Johnny: Don't you mean "apply BOIL-O to the water?"
Mike: For fucks sake, John, I don't want to get into this philosophy shit, it's been a long day, just- just tell me when you're done, alright?
Johnny: Jeez man, fine, I'll tell you when it's done.
Mike: Thank you.
by Hexiliac June 8, 2022
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BOIL

Amber shouldn't have been working in the garden all day without washing her stinky pussy, so she got a boil.
by TheDudeFromCoon June 10, 2022
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Seafood Boil

When your vaginas get sunburned from scissoring on the beach.
This seafood boil ruined my vacation… been bathing in aloe for two days straight.
by Fireislandlovestories June 15, 2022
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you wouldn't be you if you didn't face the hardships in your past.
its alright man oden wouldn't be oden if it wasn't boiled
by lushavape September 2, 2022
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