facebook animal doppelganger

A person on facebook who uses pictures of animals as their default picture in an attempt to make them selves look more attractive than they really are.

I just met this facebook animal doppelganger at starbucks her fucken dog looks prettier than her. I would rather bang the dog instead of her.

by the pretty ugly hybrid February 10, 2010

Animal Rights

See Joke or Fallacy

First of all, don't get me wrong i support 100% for the protection and proper treatment of all animals on this earth. But Seriously...rights for animals? Animal Rights are a joke, simply because if we gave animals rights, they would inherent moral responsibilities along with it, since animals are not intelligent enough and/or don't have the cognitive ability to understand what moral responsibilites are. Also becuase moral responsibilities are a phenomena developed for humans by humans and will NEVER exisit or apply to any other species. In essence if animals were given rights "they would go to animal jail for shiting and fucking all over the shiting fucking place" (Pen & Teller) also for killing each other and other animals. Think about it, do you think humans REALLY really beilieve they should be compared and/or held equally or higher to a dog that likes to use its tongue as toilet paper?

Also one more thing, PETA and ALF state that medical research and experiment should be banned and dont apply for humans.

Here is my response: Humans have lungs and a heart, dogs have lungs and a heart. 80%-90% of all medical research and knowledge has been made possible BECAUSE OF ANIMAL TESTING, IT IS A NECCESARY EVIL.

by Ozzzz April 8, 2007

Animal

I know this definition will get voted down, because too many people here like murder, hate animals, and are overall idiots.

I always wanted to be an animal.

I mean, wouldn't it be awesome to be a chicken? You have to jump over somebody to get to where you're going, you're swimming in your own feces, you're surrounded by a shitload of other chickens and then killed at the age of 2 months... erm... okay, a pig.
You're castrated at birth and fed until you can't stand, and if you don't eat fast enough you're banged against concrete and shot if you aren't fat enough to slaughter... erm... cows?
Being constantly pregnant so you can provide milk to another species and then when you aren't "useful" enough you get to be turned into food... nope, being an animal kinda sucks.

Chickens... Eggs and "poultry"
Cows... Milk and "beef"
Pigs... "pork"

Yeah... I want to be enjoyed by people that eat me, and given French names that turn into English euphemisms...

Ahh, now that's a life.

by Vegan May 5, 2005

emotional support animal

A scam used to bring your pet on an airplane with you for free.

Yo bitch I gotta go pre-board with my emotional support animal. See you in an hour when you finally get on the plane.

by Premedmachine May 2, 2018

toilet of rectal animosity

A ficticious "place," like Area 51 or your mom's cooch party, in which people I don't like can be engulfed in a swarming mass of raging anal fury.

Andrew McFarlane can go burning into the toilet of rectal animosity.

You should be swallowed into the toilet of rectal animosity... and be smited with the fury of a thousand angry anuses!

by The flaming salmon (alex) November 23, 2004

animal

someone who is very experienced in a sexual manner, and is very confident in sed area of talents.

wow he is such an animal!
yeah especially since he has new girlfriend to show off for

by BaBBii Gurll4xx June 1, 2010

Animal Barn

A modified eiffel tower with two women instead of one. Also commonly referred to as the Taj Mahal.

"It's feeding time at the animal barn"

"Dude, let's Taj Mahal those chicks over there."

by ketchfraize December 26, 2007