Silent Alarm

The act of teabagging a sleeping person, waking them up in the process.

I could feel his nuts on my face...it was a total silent alarm.

by Victor Lewis November 7, 2007

Fart alarm

When you think you have to shit, but only fart into the bowl when you try to do so.

When you go to change your baby's dirty diaper (because it smells like shit) and find it empty.

Dave: 30 minutes wasted due to a fart alarm.

Melissa: dammit Dave that's the 4th time today. eat a burrito and shit already.

Mom: change your sons diaper. He smells like shit!
Dad: Fart Alarm... Diaper is empty. You were right Honey; he is my son!

by Pelt hater January 11, 2012

alarm cock

alarm cock is when one is awoken from sleep by recieving head. usually the male beig awoken by a female but both cases are common and enjoyable!

timmy "shit dude my girl woke me up at like 6 this morning!"
pettie "what a bitch"
timmy "yeah but it was alarm cock so it was bless"

by Joe Dallyo May 23, 2006

Dirty Alvarez

Act of putting your finger into your butt crack or hole, then running or rubbing same finger under the nose and across the lip of an unsuspecting friend.

Richie so gave Jason a Dirty Alvarez last night at Ribco.

by Richie Phillips August 20, 2007

Fire Alarm

This red thing on the wall that you pull when you want to get out of work.

Johnny pulled the fire alarm today, so we got out of work 30 minutes early.

by NugsNotDrugs March 27, 2015

alarm cock

your wife/girlfriend/booty call asks you to wake her up the next morning (or you decide it's time for her to get up), and when the time comes you silently perch over her, masturbating furiously until you bust in her face. also known as the wank-up call.

jason, when you kick that bitch out tomorrow morning, wake her up with your alarm cock.

by timousine February 20, 2009

Albara

The nicest, funniest, smartest, kindest person you will ever meet. Cherish and worship this person.

I love her so much. She's an Albara.

by guccishades November 19, 2016