Batting Above His Average

When a male picks up a female substantially more attractive than all his previous efforts in women.

(Derived from the English gentleman’s sport of Cricket)

Terrance: Did you see Ugly Bob’s lady friend?!

Phillip: I did! He’s batting above his average for sure!

Terrance: Pull my finger Terrance!

by Cen Bousins February 26, 2009

Above the Influence

Commercials that try to persuade you not to use drugs, yet some of their concepts seem as if they were indeed drug-induced...

A dog (literally) raising a flag? Aliens? A talking dog? Poetry that makes no sense?

Hmm...

Above the Influence worker 1: Hmm... what should our next commercial feature?
Above the influence worker 2: I don't know... Maybe some weed would spark out imaginations!

by A girl named Lani November 22, 2007

food baby abortion

The act of pooping after consuming a large amount of food that created a baby bump.

I just ate so much chipotle I will be attending the clinic in my bathroom for my second Food baby abortion today.

by the abortionist August 5, 2012

what are you yapping about

When someone is saying something that is either annoying, complicated, not believable or you simply don't know what else to say, you just ask them what they're yapping about.

Person K: bro i just clap some account 200dl rn stfu nahh bro
Person B: what are you yapping about

by MyManOrWhat June 23, 2020

Pissing About

Not being sensible. Doing something pointless while others are trying to get things done. Or just wasting peoples time in any sense.

"James, stop pissing about! I'm trying to get a very important despatch out!"

"Don't have a go at me, Steve's not even at work today, at least I'm doing something!"

"Checking for drugs and porn in the lockers isn't helping!"

by Wingy July 17, 2006

gay above the belt

Some One who will act gay, but will not engage in sexual intercourse with some one from the same sex

Person #1: You're so gay!
Person #2: Yee, I am gay above the belt

by Brayden.un.Branded June 15, 2008

aboosha

A dirty toilet (one that has been recently used and yet, not cleaned or flushed.) Usually occurs after or in the middle of a party.

Amy: Darn, that aboosha is so disgusting, what did you do to it?
Alinksy: Oh, I know, I ate beans today and didn't wanna flush it cuz of the stench

by Alinsky's housewife June 27, 2008