Simp-Block

When a public action is taken against a male/female streamer that makes their simps support them less.

The action someone can do to Simp-Block someone is to announce to the internet that a person has a girlfriend/boyfriend...

When Keemstar announced that Pokimane had a boyfriend he really simp-blocked her.

Jared-"So, I see you have been getting less donations on twitch"
Lily-"Yeah after Connor announced that I had a boyfriend I have been getting seriously simp-block

by Doubletheblack May 20, 2020

gamer's block

a condition in which a gamer longs to play a game, but upon sitting at their set up they find themselves staring at the only the screen. They look through their available games, lusting for something to engage in, but ultimately find nothing. They are stuck hopelessly fishing in the vast ocean of content, unable to make a catch. The curse of the gamer, if you will.

"I've been sifting through my games for the past thirty minutes and haven't opened a single application. Guess I'm going through some gamer's block."

"I just looked around for a new game, realized I didn't want a new game, opened up one I already have, stared at the menu for a few minutes, and closed the game. I'm back at square one. I've got a serious case of gamer's block."

by byeahbyeah May 26, 2020

Anus block

The condition by which one gay man prevents another gay man from getting his buttfuckery on.

Jesus fuck! That is the fifth time Tom Cruise anus blocked Richard Simmons today!

by Angry Larry September 19, 2017

Virtually Blocked

A common phrase for when you want to create a virtual barrier between yourself and another person.

'Blocked. You have been blocked. You have been virtually blocked.' - Sir Theodore III

by AdamSandlerDickfucker69420 June 25, 2021

Dock Block

The act of a person or people preventing other people from having sex on a boat.

Example 1: Dude, I was going to fuck her, but her friend Dock Blocked me and came into the cuddy cabin.

Example 2: Get the fuck off my boat! Fucking Dock Block!

by Master Baiting July 8, 2012

couch block

When one sits at the end of couch so you can't lay down and fully extend your legs, just as your about to extend your legs and lie down. (Inspired by "cock block")

I was just about to lay down on the couch and my wife totally couch blocked me!!!

by ricksie July 29, 2012

Lemon Block

When your inbox is taken up by text messages from just one person.

Dammit Laura, you've Lemon Blocked my inbox

by Bert B. Williams December 10, 2011