Don't have a cow man 

One of Bart Simpson's telltale catchphrases

"don't have a cow man" said Bart after he burnt down Skinner's house

Don't have a cow man by B. B. Turtle-Blackbee October 8, 2020

like giving a flashlight to a blind man

committing an act of such uselessness that it has negative value.

pete: so why did you loan that douchebag $500? he already owes you $2500 for that car he bought from you!
clete: well, he promised if he hit it big at the casino, he'd give me double the money he owes me, so i figured "what the hell?"
pete: it's bad enough you buy this guy's bull shit, but ignoring his past is like giving a flashlight to a blind man. next time, just burn your spare cash.

like giving a flashlight to a blind man by earpuller November 21, 2010

A black man in a rainstorm 

A universal analogy that can be used in any situation. It means everything and nothing.

Steve, you're about as dependable as a black man in a rainstorm.

Dang, Seth is as sexy as a black man in a rainstorm tonight.

A black man in a rainstorm by The Phoenix and The Selkie July 11, 2011

I am a giant man baby gay boy 

A phrase that you put as your friend's status when they forget to log out of their Facebook.

I forgot to log out of my facebook yesterday, and when i logged in this morning, my status was "I am a giant man baby gay boy."

I am a giant man baby gay boy by orofino high school January 26, 2011

dang man a ding dang do 

A phrase coined by dumbass rednecks all over the south and made famous by Denis Leary.

Dang man! A ding dang do! I can't think of a damn intelligent thing to say on account of bein' a dumb redneck.

dang man a ding dang do by 2nd Seal February 19, 2003

A lustful man 

Every woman's enemy. He can't stop watching porn, probably watches it once every day for at least ten minutes. At least. He is not always a player, but often is. Don't marry one, don't date one, don't play one, don't be with one alone for more than .1 seconds and most especially: don't be one.

"A lustful man is every woman's enemy"
" lust comes before trouble"

A lustful man by Jesus is Calling December 27, 2011

Give an Old Man a Lap Dance 

To show kindness to another. To preform an act of charity unexpectedly. Made popular by the Todd N Tyler Radio Empire.

Jim: I was at the supermarket and this midget couldn't get to the Doritos on the top shelf. So got them down for her.

Bob: It always feels good to give an old man a lap dance.

Give an Old Man a Lap Dance by Reverend Jim Jr April 18, 2008