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Merlin's gag 

Merlin's gag usually occurs after intimate pubic relations. In involves finding a rogue, ominously thick, hair at the back of your throat. Merlin's gag ensues, it's a cat like reflex, but no matter what you do that sucker is not going anywhere.
Jesus, I've had a Merlin's gag on all day! I knew I should have wet shaved her first!
Merlin's gag by JosieA May 27, 2007
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Verb; The act of tea bagging. Then you gag the bitch.
"Oh man, my girl was giving me guff last night, so I totally tea gagged her!"
Tea Gag by Miso C March 13, 2009
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BUTT GAG 

NOUN- Someone who acts like a butt to the point that it makes you gag. Like Mariah Carey or Paris Hilton. [butt}
"Look at this butt gag. He has had a few too many."
"She is such a butt gag. Just because her daddy has money she thinks she is the bomb."
A cum-gag is a mouth cover that some guys are forced to wear with a dick-sized hole in it so another dude can stick his dick in so he can face-fuck the dude and have a cumgasm that the recipient has to swallow.
Some of my fellow roomies forced me to wear a cum-gag and took turns mouth-fucking me -- I had to swallow all their cum-loads and swallow their jizz - I got cum-drunk before they finished using me!
cum-gag by USAF Cadet August 13, 2021

reverse ball gag 

A method for holding in a poop that is very persistent that utalizes the seatbelt and a tennis ball. When you feel a poop coming on, place a tennis ball directly under your butthole, next put on your seat belt and pull it tight, this will cause you to be pulled down onto the tennis ball whilst sitting in your seat thus plugging your butt hole and keeping your shorts clean from invasive poop.
Heading off shore twenty miles, Brian felt the second wave of troops coming to destroy his short pants so he strapped on the reverse ball gag.

Bristle Gag 

When brushing your teeth and your hand slips causing your toothbrush to gag the back of your throat.
:Ew, man where'd all that puke come from?
:I had a really bad bristle gag this morning
Bristle Gag by Foz Eh August 21, 2009

Safety Gag 

The act of forcing one's self to vomit into a toilet when severely inebriated and feeling nauseous. This act prevents the Gagger from continuing the night feeling sick and potentially vomiting in a uncontrolled setting, saving himself from embarrassment and his friends from needing to clean up after him.
Bro 1: Bro I thought for sure you were going to yuke all over that chick last night.

Bro 2: Yeah bro, thats why i went for the Safety Gag.
Safety Gag by CeeSection September 15, 2009