spinning cockroach moment

when you find a cockroach in the car and you throw it on the road and it spins helplessly on the road

wow, i just had a spinning cockroach moment

by person personnium August 23, 2023

Mikey Moment

A term used to refer to a particular time in which a person says or does something perceived as unintelligent, overcomplicated, or inaccurate.

Boy 1 had a Mikey Moment when he went skydiving without a parachute. This was his final Mikey Moment.

by Drafnic July 30, 2021

banana moment

A moment that is truly fucked up, insane, or just odd. A moment that gets you stuck in a choke mayhaps.

A: truly a banana moment when you shit yourself in the middle of performing in the band class.

B: ... WHAT THE FUCK.

by autism master March 16, 2024

Bentley Moment

1. The self-indulgent, materialistic moment one has alone with their ultra-luxury vehicle. Usually a Bentley, but any six figure vehicle passes. 2. Any moment that while driving your ultra-luxury vehicle, women begin stalking you with their cars.

1. "I love the buttery soft upolstery. I bet I could stick my dick between the headrest and seat, and make myself cum."

2. "Look at all these bitches following me! An absolute Bentley Moment. I bet if I hung my cock out the window, it would start a fucking cunt riot."

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 8, 2010

Woman Moment

When someone (usually women) think its a good idea to give themselves bangs

Person A: Whats wrong with your hair?

Prrson B: I had a woman moment last night.

by momenthaver August 7, 2025

moment

A undefined word of time

person 1: Can you complete what I asked you to do?
person 2: in a moment I will.

by Spritethekite March 11, 2021

Neil moment

A Neil moment is a way to describe or call a situation in were a person tries to act cool or get attention by saying things like. My Laptop broke or I lost my book. And then you or someone else points out that its a bad thing the person says some deus ex machina crap and says oh wait I fixed it.

Neil: Hey bro just got some weird dots in my eyes from looking at the son.
Me: Yoo you could get blind are you ok?
Neil: Nevermind i just put my hand on my eye and pushed it and its fixed.
Me: Neil moment

by Zan van April 15, 2022