Faecebooking

Facebooking while making a #2 on the toilet

Jess commented saying: Hey Kev, every time I change a roll of toilet paper, I think of the time you stuck the roll on sideways to piss off yur roomate.

Kevin commented saying: Man, that was a hoot.. wait.. are you faecebooking right now!?!? Gross!

by kledou1 February 3, 2009

facehooker

Some one who friends everybody that they could possibly know on Facebook and comments and updates their status way too much.

God, MJ's mom is a real Facehooker, I met her once and she's already friended me and everyone I know.

by Koala Bare July 2, 2009

Fecebooking

To facebook while on the crapper. Perusing facebook during the act of defecation.

Etymology "Fece" - feces + "booking" - facebooking

You got a stomach flu or something?
Nah I was fecebooking...

I'm not using that iphone. I know you were fecebooking!

by Heuronimus March 26, 2010

Farcebook

The inability to believe in information on Farcebook made the social media world confused and mislead.

The damage done on Farcebook was seen in the recent presidential election due to false information that was allowed to twist people’ vote.

by Major Thomas January 20, 2018

fakebook

1.The underlying phonyness of services like myspace and facebook. It comes from knowing very little about your 'friends" other than that they are drunk party sluts or losers that pose for themselves.
2.Any religious doctrine

-"Hey did you talk to that cute girl?"
-"Why would I?, You've seen her nasty pics on fakebook. That girl must be looooose!
Jimmy dropped outta school and picked up the fakebook. now he's trying to convert everybody

by Mr. Debonair May 22, 2006

facebooked

When you are too busy on facebook to do anything else.Early symptom of Facebook addiction and a sign that you need to get a life.

Gerald: Yo dude a bunch of us are trying to go to the club man are you free?
Samuel: Sorry man, I just saw my schedule and I'm facebooked on all of my time slots.

by frankreynolds July 24, 2010

Facebooker

Cool person who realizes MySpace sucks and just wants web presence to keep in touch with friends.

MySpace is ghey, so I'm a facebooker now.

by Scribbly1 August 12, 2008