Happy David

When you get angry at your friends in a game so you remove them from your friends list and stop talking to them.

Person One: If you kill me one more time I'm gonna pull a Happy David.
Person Two: I don't care.
Person Two: Bro why did you block me

by Muscular Sigma June 30, 2025

Bishop David Ozuna

Bishop David Ozuna is The Bishop of Living Faith Ministries.

He changed his name from Oyedepo to Ozuna few years back.

Bishop Ozuna is about 30 years old
Bishop David Ozuna is the presiding bishop of Canaan land ota.

by Jackson Monilium July 8, 2025

Fat David

A Large white man named David

Some say he’s a myth
Some say a legend

Others call him One Big Cracker
Owner of Dinyo

Why is Fat David’s dad so fuckin wild

by YBoog69 October 21, 2025

The David paradox

The David paradox is a weird phenomenon that causes your straight friends to send you gay porn intros at 3:00am without explanation.

“Hey man I’m sorry about last night I had a random urge to send you gay porn intros it just happens out of nowhere it must be the David paradox happening”

by Br0Trøn November 16, 2025

Dirty David

The act of removing a hemorrhoid with your bare teeth and then baby bird feeding it to the recipient

“Last night I gave a dirty David to Zack. Tasted like beef jerky”

by Lil dirty Pablo November 20, 2025

Dingbat David

A man who is an absolute goofball who is shorter than the definition of short and is weirdly into anal sexual intercourse.

That guy across the table is such a Dingbat David stay away from him.

by Christopher Columbus the XXXIV December 5, 2025

Benjamin David

Benjamin David
noun | ben-juh-min day-vid
A living testament to love and strength: quiet yet resolute, tender yet steadfast, a mountain soul whose gaze and heart reflect both courage and warmth. One whose life is a gift to all who know him.

“Meeting him was like discovering a Benjamin David — calm, strong, and so impossibly kind that I couldn’t resist the urge to massage his back every night.”

by Lunaleche<3 December 24, 2025