Western Jesus

A weird kid. He always thinks everyone likes him. He usually goes on the dark web to buy weird stuff.

Jake: He’s acting like a Western Jesus.

by anonymous November 27, 2020

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ah jesus christ

a think i cant stop saying

ah jesus christ

by person who writes definoitonss December 13, 2020

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Raptor Jesus

Dinobot from the 1996 cartoon Beast Wars, known for giving his life to save early human ancestors in eighth episode of the second season; “Code of Hero.”

"Tell Raptor Jesus’ tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good, and let him be judged accordingly. The rest is silence."

by thegoddamnsiege January 2, 2021

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kinning jesus

A mf that probably has a God Complex

Person one: Who do you kin?
Person two: Jesus you foolish mortal now bow down to your creator.
Person one: *Clutches wallet*
Kinning Jesus isn't a thing dumbass

by Ihavenothingtotypeherelmao April 30, 2021

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Jacob Jesus

Someone who believes in himself and tries to evangelize others to Christianity.

He also has lushes locks and amazing Valorant skills and loves them potatoes.

Damn that Jacob Jesus rolled up in his Rolls Royce looking like a god. He is hella fine boi and loves drinking some good ol' Earl Grey.

by anonymous May 8, 2021

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