Comedy Attack 

When somebody has too much to drink, and as a result has a seizure of comedy. This often involves acts of stupidity or danger which the person will believe to be hilarious.

"You win this time Maiden..." said Chris.
"He's having another Comedy Attack again isn't he?" replied Charlotte.

Comedy Attack by Stanners03 November 19, 2011

Text Attack 

Sending one text message as many times as possible in a short period of time to one person causing their phone to freeze up or reboot. Is most effective when five or more people text one persons phone sending them upwards of 100 messages each. Easier to do pre smartphone era but is still possible with the resend feature on most phones being easily accessible.

"I text attacked Jess yesterday to the point where she called me crying saying her phone was broken."

Text Attack by Mr. C-lay June 19, 2013

respectably attractive 

When you're not attracted to someone yourself, but you can understand why other people think they're attractive, and you acknowledge that.

Alan is straight, but he can easily outline Jared's attractive facial and body features, and believes Jared is respectably attractive.

respectably attractive by Dreamare January 13, 2015

intellectual attraction 

When a person may be more attracted to someone’s brain and intellect than their physical looks. The person may be average in appearance but their intelligence boosts their allure. On rare occasions it can lead to a mutual animal magnetism that may result in sex or brain sex.

He couldn’t ever say he found her physically attractive, but the intellectual attraction was strong enough to raise his curiosity about her in bed.

intellectual attraction by DreamBiggest October 16, 2017

Pump Attendant 

Yeah you know, the old crotchety fucks that are just waiting to die but can’t afford to be all the way retired so they get a job that requires as little effort as possible.

That pump attendant chewed my ass for leaving my car running while pumping my gas.

Pump Attendant by Ditzler’s Customs July 23, 2018

Downstairs Attic 

A place where people keep weapons

My flamethrower is in my downstairs attic.

Downstairs Attic by Pixiestick518 January 18, 2019

Cringe attack 

You recall what cringy thing you have done in the past, and you have to pause everything you are doing to cringe at yourself.

Having a cringe attack is equivalent to having a panic attack but you’re ashamed of yourself.

Cringe attack by Oyehadid March 31, 2019