johns dick

The smallest Dick of them all

Johns dick is tiny

by Lebronjames37 February 22, 2017

John McCain

lol

Guy 1: "So, I saw John McCain at the Suns game last week."

Guy 2: "lol"

by animal found toast June 6, 2010

Olivia Newton John

to do something very quickly

Chug your water! Olivia Newton John that bitch!

by Evy4 May 16, 2011

John Wayne-d

When someone, usually a guy sticks his finger in someone else's asshole.

"Dude, that dude just poked his finger in that chick's ass on the pooltable!"

"Ha! Bitch got John Wayne-d!"

by CBizzow January 17, 2008

John McEnroe's Shoes

Slang term for lady bits

I'd love to wear her john mcenroe shoes!

by Fryer May 25, 2005

bobby john hannan

your god you pray and hes king of the house and go for roosters in nrl

i prayed to bobby john hannan

by the UbRaN DIctionary September 12, 2019

John him off

When you pay a male hooker to unknowingly jack off your friend. Your friend becomes a “John” despite his knowledge.

My friend helped me out so I paid this guy to John him off.

by Pcycl3 January 25, 2023