profile parking

When you park your car in an attention whore sort of way so that everyone will see it. This is either done you can show your coworkers, etc. you were obviously there before them, or if you want to show off your car for whatever reason.

That bitch was clearly profile parking so everyone could see her Cayenne

by doubleu December 18, 2010

Parked

Term used to refer to a boring/dull moment.

Adam: This day is going by so slow.
Tyler: Yeah it’s parked

by Itsmemiranda13 March 15, 2024

Parked

When something isn't moving. It just sits still like a parked car. This could be an idea, a joke, or anything that has no forward momentum.

That idea is so parked.

We saw that new movie last night, but it was really parked.

by alylorker August 30, 2024

Ashmore park

Full of killas and money makers got vention on ropes no one wants it wid da A #fuck wenny # fuck vention # fuck b side

Ashmore park is full of trapstars

by Ashmore park May 20, 2021

reserved bus parking

What you call a slut hat has had sex with literally every guy you know. She is now so loose that she only allows busses into her vagina

That slut is just reserved bus parking

by The lover doctor April 7, 2016

Noah Christian Park

A boy with this full name is one of the funniest people you will ever meet. He is very funny and not to mention HOT, he’s really nice and will always be there for you. He is very popular and has lots of friends. Never reject a Noah.

Omg Noah Christian Park is soooooo 🥵!
Omg Ik!!
I’m going to ask him out today.

by Poop.pee March 5, 2020

TRAUMA PARK

Trauma Park is a deranged South Park alternate universe created by 1NV4D3R-ST4CKDR01D. a deranged and perverted male in his 20s. The AU starts off with Kyle Broflovski now 13 years old shooting up South Park Elementary

"Dude, did you read TRAUMA PARK? shits fucked up but it has a good plot" "Bro TRAUMA PARK is so fucked up, how dare someone write this, did he not think of the victims?"

by AK47Love September 10, 2023