pattin' the cat
pattin' the cat by miaburmhu June 6, 2009
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don't let the cat out of the bag
don't let the cat out of the bag by JefeOfMasers April 18, 2017
My dead cat ran over my keyboard
Oh what now John your gonna tell me that" My dead cat ran over my keyboard" John last time you told me you could not pay your rent because my "prices are too high" even though the only thing that is high is you everybody in this god forsaken building knows that you do weed John You're four months behind on your rent just fucking pay it.
My dead cat ran over my keyboard by Beanafied May 12, 2020
petting both sides of the cat
a figure of speech to illustrate when a person takes one viewpoint with one audience, but will take the opposite viewpoint with another in efforts to be liked or create harmony.
-That politician is petting both sides of the cat.
-When your Mom shares Pro-Trump Facebook posts, but at dinner claims to believe he's a racist you would be correct to say: "Mom, you are petting both sides of the cat."
-When your Mom shares Pro-Trump Facebook posts, but at dinner claims to believe he's a racist you would be correct to say: "Mom, you are petting both sides of the cat."
petting both sides of the cat by Jeff Pants October 4, 2016
MA THERES A WEIRD FUCKIN CAT OUTSIDE
MA THERES A WEIRD FUCKIN CAT OUTSIDE by Cloudnine223 April 23, 2019
plunder cat
When a guy dresses up like a pirate and a girl dresses up like a cat, maybe like catwoman, and then the guy starts to preform anal sex and then the girl starts to make cat noises.
plunder cat by tdangsdroppinjocks April 29, 2009
Heavy attack cat
Any harmless housecat weighing over 15 lbs (7 kg). The worst thing a heavy attack cat will ever do to a human being is take a good flying leap and land on them, thus rendering the human temporarily stunned and possibly unable to breathe.
Bob, why are you clutching your groin and crying?
My heavy attack cat thought my package was some kind of vermin.
My heavy attack cat thought my package was some kind of vermin.
Heavy attack cat by leeharvey June 30, 2004