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Cuck Testing

When a girl is trying to determine what she can get away with in front of her boyfriend by gradually increasing her sexual nature with another guy in front of him.
Dave didn't think much about his girlfriend's playful banter with the waiter, but when she started to make out with him, he knew he knew she was cuck testing him.
by Orangexylem11 April 14, 2023
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twisted testicals

Twisted Testicals typically are disformed and rodent looking. These are typically located on men with buzz cuts or people who get fingers shoved up their butt crack.
Landen had twisted testicals so he smelled like coochie and fish all the time
by urmotherlovesmybbc May 2, 2023
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Monkey testicles

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Illume-Testudines

The action of fucking the brains out of a newborn turtle so hard that it starts glowing and ascending into the heavens, never to be seen again.
Me and my home boy went out illume-testudines again, sorry mom, sorry, sorry my sister had to witness it.
by BoogerAids July 14, 2023
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Illume-Testudines

The action of fucking the brains out of a newborn turtle so hard that it starts glowing and ascending into the heavens, never to be seen again.
me and my home boy went out illume-testudines again, sorry mom, sorry my sister had to witness it
by BoogerAids July 14, 2023
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right testicle

What’s Bryces lookalike? “I know! A right testicle.”
by Gagabooboo101 July 17, 2023
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National Testicle Eating day

Every month, the days of 7th, 14th, 21st, and 28th, all girls can eat testies of any kind. She can take them however she wants or even just eat them while they're still attached. Make sure it hurts the balls haver and make sure you enjoy your fresh testies.!
Girl 1: "Fuck.. I'm so hungry"

Girl 2: "Lucky for you, it's national Testicle Eating day! And I see a boy just over there!"
by Ms. Nut Cracker July 20, 2023
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