Dead grandpa

When you soak your hand in ice water till it turns wrinkly cold and numb and then masterbate with that hand.

Was feeling real bored last night and gave myself a dead grandpa....I really miss him.

by Hahaha bad July 13, 2023

Fancy the dead person

Fancy the dead person is kinda pog, they are indeed dead. they can be found carrying a suitcase of porcelain maid clips, and can sometimes be found pokeing there big fat head in iggy's stream. They are fun to hang out with but they can be sassy.

they murdered formal the skeleton so they are a wanted dead person. If you see them approach with caution they will throw there suitcase at you with force. you have been warned.

Fancy the dead person is being very sassy right now, But we still love them. they may be cringe but they still based.

by roseyposet August 17, 2022

dead good

Dead good jewellery - jewellery made from insects, roadkill and other flora and fauna. Its dead, but its good. Dead good that

oh wow that necklace is dead good ! is it made by dead good jewellery?

by Nickywoo February 9, 2018

Dead Dick And Chips

Its like saying dead ass but way better and people are much more likely to believe you than the basic "Dead Ass" and the and chips acts as a on god replacement.

Did you get the meat out of the freezer? bro I swear I did like "Dead Dick And Chips mom"

by ZeFleas November 8, 2021

Dead

What Happens When You try to cut Karen in line at Walmart.

"That dude tried to cut me in line at walmart now he is dead" said Karen

by Karen's Son April 30, 2020

Dead

Laughing so hard that one can hardly breathe. It also could mean that they really are dead and should be taken to the hospital...or just trying to get sum kitty ya know what I'm saying

Ja'tavious: Yo that joke was so funny I'm dead bruh.
Genisis: you jus tryna fuck but yea ik that was hella funny.
Ja'tavious: what so I can get yo num??
Genisis: yea, don't stop laughing at my jokes tho.

by Meme.me_out January 13, 2020

Trickster Dead by Daylight

Trickster is a killer from a video game called dead by daylight.

He is my daddy😳😫
I love him. <3<3<3<3<3<3<3

Yo, Trickster Dead by Daylight is sexy as frick.

by Ayobroski February 17, 2022