chocolate fire drill

When you just finished pooping but there is no toilet paper so you go back and fourth between wiping with your hand and washing your hands.

There was no toilet paper in the bathroom so I had to do a chocolate fire drill

by ass_ortednuts April 8, 2024

poop fire

the perfect 2020 definition

x: in what year are we?

y: in the poop fire

by imbabyflow October 2, 2020

Fire in the Hole

A phrase commonly used by the Huester, immediately preceding the ripping of ass

“Fire in the hole” *rips a nasty ass fart”

by JackDaBoi January 31, 2025

Coastal Fire Dept.

Coastal Fire Dept. are a grungy altrock band from the Vale parish of Guernsey who play their own brand of music often referred to as “Grunge from the Vale”. CFD love the north of the island of Guernsey and love to party.

“Have you see Coastal Fire Dept. yet?” “Nah I’d rather watch Britain’s Got Talent or Antiques Roadshow than Coastal Fire Dept.”

by Prince of L’islet May 8, 2022

The Serbian Fire Hose

When you're hitting the bitch from the back and haven't nutted in a long time, so you flip her over and give her the old Serbian Fire Hose. Hot, warm cum smacks her across the face, like firemen saving a family from a burning house fire.

Jim: Hey Karen, why do you have an eye patch on today?
Karen: Michael gave me The Serbian Fire Hose last night.

by Šabac mačva October 18, 2021

Lighting a fire

Lighting a fire under somebody's ass isnt a way to get somebody to do their job better, it's a way to try and scare someone into doing what you want them to do for you. It always has been.

People could do without someone trying to go around lighting a fire under people's asses.

by Solid Mantis January 11, 2021

You're fired

That which the Australian people told Kevin Rudd in 2013

Kevin Rudd: Julia Gillard, you're fired!
Synonyms: be gone, you're outta here, get out

by EvanC7 November 27, 2023