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stay at home mom

This term is commonly used on facebook to indicate that you are a baby momma on welfare with at least one, but more likely, multiple children born out of wedlock with each child by a different baby daddy. The baby daddies are typically criminals and drug addicts. These women use the term in an attempt to elevate their status, but most people see through the ruse and know they are nothing but lazy, uneducated, drug addled hoochies.
Susan: Did you see Tiffany's facebook page? It says her employment status is a stay at home mom.
Bill: Really? Last I heard, she was staying with her dealer a few blocks down. She must have gotten knocked up again. I'm surprised child protective services hasn't taken her kids away yet. When they do, she will really be hurting from losing all those welfare benefits.
by Miner'sCanary June 24, 2015
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Your mom

The greatest comeback in the history of mankind.
Guy 1: You suck at cod. Go kill yourself

Guy 2: Your mom

Guy 1: T_T
by Marcus Pwns Nubs April 26, 2010
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your mom's box

Something that you must never never look at touch or smell. Also something that you tell your friends to go eat.
Hey go eat your mom's box.
by not poor January 21, 2003
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coolest mom ever

1. woman who has college-age children and always hooks them (and their friends) up with alcohol. 2. woman with college-age children who knows how to use facebook effectively. 3. woman with college-age children who attends every college sporting event but somehow is not embarrasing.
friend 1: you have the coolest mom ever!!
friend 2: yeah you really do. Your mom got be a fifth for my birthday and i'd only met her one time!!
(mom overhears)
mom: i love you guys!! hope you get to have a wonderful summer without any arrests!
kid: mom!!!
by ashleighashashleigh May 23, 2010
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Your mom gay

-YOUR MOM GAY!
NO U
by Therealgangster June 6, 2018
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Facebook mom group

A term to recognize a group of entitled middle aged women who think that the world revolves around them. IT DOESN'T WORK LIKE THAT, KAREN.
by l a w n m o w e r November 8, 2020
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your mom virgin

Your mom virgin. Second best roast ever. Best roast: your mom gay lol.
You should only use it in really serious situations. Remember: “With great power comes great responsibility.“ Example:
Kid 1: fuk u.
Crowd: ohhhhhh roasted
Kid 2 : ehhmm your mom Virgin

Kid 1: *runs away crying*
Crowd: *looking intense at kid 2*
by TurtleDudePower February 11, 2018
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