oatmeal life 

To be plain simple and boring as opposed to a 'creme brulee' life which is exciting with all guns blazing

Not to be confused with daily masturbation and pots of toss etc

Thank You

oatmeal life by Little Miss Mayonnaise May 30, 2005

Hating life 

A phrase used in response to someone's misfortune. It could be used to offer sympathy, but more often than not it's an exclamation of malicious joy.
The phrase has dropped its possessive prefix – originally "He/She/It must be hating life!" – in order to be simplified to its current state.

Gabrielle: Woah, check this out! Paris Hilton's Chihuahua just shat all over her!

Ian: Hating life!

Hating life by Mettie May 13, 2008

skonka life 

to live your life like a skonka

to live life skonkaish and to randomly yell out skonka life for no apperent reason

Girl #1: look at her she has no manners
Girl #2: thats because shes so skonka life

skonka life by CarpioLover October 19, 2010

real life 

Life outside of a contrived or fantastical environment.

Real life is sometimes considered mundane and rough.

Yes real life is very boring sometimes!

real life by Word Madman March 24, 2019

Avakin Life 

A game that bans people for everything. Nice game tho

Avakin Life is a game.

Avakin Life by Beluki29 December 23, 2021

Oak Trees For Life 

A statement made by a person who will die to protect the destruction of any single oak tree.

Hell no, we won't go!!!! OAK TREES FOR LIFE!!!!

Oak Trees For Life by nonameslefttouse February 19, 2009

Happy Sugar Life 

Fucking terrifying. Literally terrifying. Like, don’t watch it but watch it. TRIGGER WARNING- if you do not like shows with r@pe, blood, or any other things like tang please do not watch this anime.

Person1 : have you been scared of anime before?
Person2 : happy sugar life yeah, that shit scary as fuck.

Happy Sugar Life by Actually.how_about.no November 30, 2020