like a schoolie on Valentine's Day

Very excitedly and constantly checking your email, only to find the message you wish was there has not arrived yet.

1.

I was checking my messages like a schoolie on Valentine's Day all morning, and still no job offer.

2.

Dick: Where are you rushing off to?

Susy: I have to see if Tony has written me an email.

Dick: Woman, you are acting like a schoolie on Valentine's Day. Tony hates you.

by AxtoGrind July 3, 2009

have a cat in hell's chance

To have absolutely no chance of achieving something.

Doesn’t sound like labour party have a cat in hell's chance to me.

by gRis>> August 16, 2009

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you found this. how? it was so well hidden. you did both symultaniouslyleft to right and right to left diagonally. you must be in class in 2020 or 2021.

qa'/zw;s.xepldc,orfkmvitgjbnuyh.

by v0n4n January 26, 2021

natalie and charlie sitting in a tree k-i-s-s-i-n-g

cha cha and Natalie love each other so very much

haha, Natalie and Charlie sitting in a tree k-i-s-s-i-n-g ahahah

by big changes June 20, 2021

A friend of Ellen's

Referring to Ellen Degeneres. A phrase used when asking about a female's sexual preference. Basically asking is a particular woman gay. First heard on Community by Annie.

Person 1: So is Hannah... A friend of Ellen's...?
Person 2: Yes she is. And you can just say gay, moron.

by Sophie Marie Hare March 1, 2011

r.a.m.o.n.e.s.

a song by motorhead talking about the best punk band in the history of the world, the ramones

'misfits, twilight zone, R.A.M.O.N.E.S. R.A.M.O.N.E.S. Ramones!'

by gir_loves_poptart December 18, 2007

Take it up with my butt because that's the only one that gives a crap

A phrase you can inject in a conversation after someone begins to complain or go on about something that you are not interested in.

Take it up with my butt because that's the only one that gives a crap.

by General America December 19, 2010