Two

The number of sentences between me and a billion dollars
Hym "Isn't it sad that two sentences of my thought are worth more money than 99.9% of people will ever make in their entire lives? And that's the sad truth... Life isn't hard. Its just convoluted... "

Cain "And I dont have to let you be better than me..."
by Hym Iam July 23, 2022
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Two

A green number from The Power Of Two (youtube)

They have silly powers and can like kill people and stuff its really cool
Hey two when you bake a cake decorate it take it to the players who are save that how you know it's cake at staaaakkkkeeee
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Two-it!

V. In water polo, to pass the ball to the person w/ the Number 2 cap OR the 2-meter man
"Greg's open! Two-It!!!!!
by #2 November 07, 2004
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two man duck duck goose

An obscure but quite common way to subtly tell your friend you want to engage in some homoerotic activities.
"Hey dude, you wanna come over and play some two man duck duck goose?"
by captain quacker June 27, 2017
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The two reasons to cook

The two reasons to cook are 1) so you can eat meals besides berries, veggies, and beans. 2) And to lick the bowl
There’s the two reasons to cook but I only cook for 1 reason, to lick the bowl.
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Two Puff Fluff

A lady who has two puffs of weed and is high as a kite.
Lindsey gets so high from a few hits of weed. She’s a Two Puff Fluff!

Someone who gets extremely high from two hits while smoking marijuana.
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Two and a BBQ

The act of losing two games immediately in a double elimination tournament and heading straight to the complimentary BBQ.
by Keno master October 03, 2020
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