Gay Saturday

It’s the first Saturday of the month, in which straight people can do gay stuff, but that doesn’t make them gay.

Joe: “Wanna come suck my dick this Saturday?”
Mike: “Ayo bro I ain’t gay”
Joe: “Don‘t worry, it’s Gay Saturday!”

by tny.gbr April 1, 2023

Gay Obama

Gay Obama is the action of butt fucking Obama while he's wife is watching sponge Bob in the other room

wow you really did gay Obama that's impressive

by Drawing_bean July 2, 2021

gay milk

milk that is gay.
gay milk comes from gay cows and with curdling, becomes gay cheese.

1:"hey man this milk is pretty fruity"
2:"yeah, you drank a gallon of gay milk"
1: "a'ight"

by anonymous July 11, 2021

gay marriage

I cannot belive all the assholes who say that gays marrying is wrong. Im not gay Im straight but i belive that gays should have every single right everyone else has. I mean america is supposed to be some great free country and look whats happening all over again. Discrimation against anyone for anything is wrong. Being against gay marrige would be like how america has discriminated against people so many times before and here we are in our day and age still doing it. Just because gay isnt a race or gender doesnt mean they can have their rights taken away.

sick bastards how could you be so cruel..

by Whatever April 6, 2005

gay negro

when a negro be gay

negro 1: yo that negro gay as fuck
negro two: i know, right
gay negro :when thy negro becometh gay

by no_clevername March 10, 2018

gay gage

ugly fat kid usually with limp dick and is gay

my brothers a gay gage

by i eat stank puss June 21, 2016

gay cold

The cold that all gays get during/after Pride. Generally refers to colds spread specifically during a Pride that follows one or more years of Pride being canceled, which causes everyone's immune system to weaken. Gay cold are especially common when the reason Pride was canceled the previous 1+ years was because of a global pandemic that left everyone in lockdown at home, for months on end, without exposure to a statistically significant number of other gays each week to keep the immune system hardy.

"I know I didn't get COVID because I'm vaccinated, so why do I feel like I have a cold?"
"It's the gay cold. Remember, Pride was last weekend?"
"Oh yeah that's right. It's definitely just the gay cold, not COVID. Thanks for reminding me."
"No problem! I gave it to you, the least I can do is let you know what it is."

by Lez Be unReal July 9, 2021