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sex beard 

Facial hair grown by a man when he hits depression and gives up trying to score with the ladies of his type, and he refuses to shave until he actually does get laid. This aids in not only motivating him due to the itchiness, but also lowers his standards to pork any hoebag.
Guy1: Dude, i need to get outta this bar, my neck is itchin the hell out of me...

Guy2: no way man, there's some drunk chicks down the end of the bar. finish your PBR and head down there.

Guy1: i guess so man, they are fat, but i really need to get rid of the sex beard.
sex beard by milkacow June 18, 2008
Related Words

Sex Text 

when your bf sends you sex related messages over the cell
My boy just sent me a sex text. where he was heving a rodeo in my pants and having a ski show on my tits.
Sex Text by Steven April 22, 2005

Sex in your underwear 

Another way of saying "dry humping"

Stripping down to your underwear and going at it. You both have orgasims but you're still in your underwear

Basically anything in the world is like it
Bro, that's like having sex in your underwear!
1. The second day of school when you turn everything everyone says into something perverted.
Dude 1: *eats a brownie* god this things hard
Dude 2: HA HA HA HA EWWWWWWW!!!!
Dude 1: ...pervert...*eats brownie*

Dude 1: *walking in the rain* i'm soaking wet...
Dude 2: EWWWWWWWWWWW ^_^ ha ha ha
Dude 1: ...perv...
Sex Day by Cazzie and Erin September 5, 2005

sex you up 

Something you say when your going to fuck a girl or a guy.
Hey Sarah, Gil wants to SEX YOU UP.

sex n cupcakes

sex n cupcakes (verb) having sex while eating rainbow sprinkled cupcakes or having really hot sex then having an urge for cupcakes or just wild and crazy sex
cupcakes sex rainbow
jeff and i had sex n cupcakes last night. it was HOT!
sex n cupcakes by 30STM <3 October 1, 2007