Clown Teeth Poo

the sound of a very fast poo, relating to the sound of the arcade or carnval game where you shoot out the clowns teeth

pppttthunk , thats the sound of a clown teeth poo

by takeadumpinyourcornflakes November 8, 2011

Reverse Love Poo

The act of taking a spoon full of your lovers shit and inserting it into your rectum

"Hey baby, wanna try a reverse love poo tonight?"
"No Craig, thats fucked up."

by R3ctumAnnhilator69 June 17, 2016

Peak-A-Poo

When you go into the bathroom with the intention to pee and sit down on the toilet only to realize you actually have to poo as well

Dustin walked into the bathroom with urgent bladder needs only to sit on the toilet and have a Peak-A-Poo

by Slynche June 16, 2016

growl-a-poo

The growls your stomach makes before you need to defecate. It usually occurs when the stomach is upset.

Can also refers to farts released when the stomach is upset.

Ray: what is that horrible smell?
CJ: That was a growl-a-poo. I think those burritos made my stomach upset
Ray: Go to the toilet before you make a mess of my sofas

by glitterglamsparkles September 25, 2016

pre sesh poo

A poo taken a couple of hours before a sesh to 'clense' your body

Yeah mate, just taking my pre sesh poo and il be on my way

by Tadiarrrrrrrr January 25, 2017

The Dementor Poo

When a person has eaten something that doesn't agree with them, or has eaten bad food for an extended period of time, and they do a shit so nasty and painful that the hairs stand up on their arms and they feel like they will never be happy again, like there is no light at the end of the tunnel

"That shit wasn't just food leaving me, it was happiness, like a dementor was sucking on my arsehole... The Dementor Poo"

by RossyKrazed June 26, 2017

De Ja Poo

That feeling of doing the same shit everyday.

After working this job for a year, every day feels like de ja poo.

by Ginger Snapped July 21, 2017