downpour-period-implied permission to enter

Da universal understanding dat you may hurriedly "scramble in and close da door" of a dwelling or vehicle during a sudden heavy rain if said enclosure's owner initially observes your headlong dash towards him, and thus he will not be started by your high-speed entry.

A downpour-period-implied permission to enter is something like an implied door-knock, since in both instances, you aren't expected to wait outside for someone to answer da door. Now of course, once you do get in, da respectful procedure is to stop just inside da door and wheezingly catch yer breath, then make some jokingly-indignant remark like, "Okay --- who ordered da monsoon?!" Dat puts everyone inside da room at ease, and then --- unless you'd merely entered to avoid getting soaked, in which case da polite and least-interrupting action might be to just stand by da door till da rain eases up --- you can state what you'd wanted.

by QuacksO August 4, 2024

A literal imposter

Hey, what happened to you wife? How much are you paying her to keep her quiet?

Hym "How does a literal imposter go about criticizing the guy he's pretending to be? Seriously, murder this guys kid or something. See if doing this to me stops he kid from getting murdered."

by Hym Iam February 28, 2024

K-plot impatience

Being impatient with the plot during the first few episodes of a Korean Drama Series because it is slow moving.

I have had K-Plot impatience during a few Korean Drama Series, but hung in there and found that the series was fabulous and turned out to be fabulous!

by Get your mirror out March 29, 2024

The Microwave Implant

A biotech implant inserted into your chode whose main function is to automatically create scorching soup upon splooging. It also can collect, feed, and cultivate a maggot population, store shums, and mix the ingredients to create the Slumpy Stew efficiently.

I just got the microwave implant! The scorching soup is everywhere!!

by camillelavigne May 22, 2024

Inexperience or Impartiality

Pfft! Hahahahaha! Yeah I'm sure that's it! I'm sure it's of of those and not "Trying to do as much damage to Trump as possible as way of interfering with the election because she's a partisan hack!" That's couldn't possibly be it.

Hym "Yeah, no, it's probably her inexperience or impartiality. Totally. You sound like Gayve Jewben when he talks about Elon Musk. 'Is it that he's just so smart that everyone is jealous of him or is it that he's just so brave and is saving America? WhOoOo KnOwS!?' Ridiculous. You're fucking ridiculous."

by Hym Iam June 6, 2024

Mint Picking (Genshin Impact)

Mint Picking is referred to as the act of constantly playing genshin impact when there is nothing to do in the game, as mint is a useless material and playing the game with nothing to do is useless

"what is jerry doing?"
"playing genshin impact"

"didnt he 100 percent the game"
"hes Mint Picking (Genshin Impact)"

by somethingfishyV3 July 4, 2024

Victims of Western Imperialism Memorial Foundation

A sister organization to the Colonialism foundation, with a sharper focus on 20th and 21st-century military, economic, and political domination by Western powers (primarily the US and its allies). It memorializes those killed in proxy wars, drone strikes, and coups; societies destabilized by structural adjustment programs; and democracies subverted by intelligence agencies to install puppet regimes friendly to Western corporate interests.

Victims of Western Imperialism Memorial Foundation Example: The foundation might publish an annual "Body Count" report, tallying casualties from interventions in Iraq, Afghanistan, Libya, and Yemen, while also quantifying the Victims of Western Imperialism through metrics like lifelong refugees created, children malnourished due to sanctions, and democratically-elected leaders overthrown.

by Dumu The Void February 5, 2026