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making mashed potatoes

When a husband has vaginal sex with his wife in order to reproduce. This is only for instances in which the people fucking are a straight married couple who intend to create a child. A reference to the mashed potato like appearance of most newborn babies.
Kyle: hey john what are you planning on doing this weekend?

John: just making mashed potatoes with my sexy wife.
by bigbrian42069 September 19, 2019
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Mashing the potatoes

When during a blowjob the female/male giving the blowjob grabs a hold around the ball sac and crushes the balls.

Often done by people with "cbt" fetishes (check wiki) and also dominatrices.
"You cant believe how great it felt when Linda and I tried something new, she really likes Mashing the potatoes. It really spiced up our marriage and felt great."
by FilledZac November 22, 2019
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The Sloppy Potato

A much-disputed sex act. The only agreed-upon definitions include the use of a potato peeler and the stipulation that at least one of the participants hasn't showered for at least 2 days.
Brad is such a dirtbag; he tried to get me to do the Sloppy Potato last night.
by Beary White January 21, 2020
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food thai potatoes

a type of diarrhoea (diarrhea) that is very effective. It can kill u and even explode ur ass. It is hell. It is life.
Guy: PLEASE HELP ME I HAVE FOOD THAI POTATOES!!!
by orangasm February 2, 2020
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Oh my mother's potatoes

Oh my mother's potatoes! What atrocity has become a meme today?!
by jborg_arts March 1, 2020
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Manhattan Mashed Potato

When a man sticks his dick into a hot potato and then two 500 pound women wearing military boots stomp on the potato.
My dick was DESTROYED last night because of that Manhattan Mashed Potato.
by Phatcockandnutsmaybe May 21, 2020
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looking like a potato

Dallas looking like a potato~Brewer M.
by brewerbest123 October 29, 2020
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