fart in a windstorm

when you something or something is completely unimportant to anything or anyone

Dude you are such a fart in a windstorm

by Dranyam Mada September 28, 2008

pussy fart

when a guy blows air into the pussy then it swallows them all and then release them like a fart in 7to 8 times in a row.

i released pussy fart last night after my baby boy gave me head but it didnt smell at all.

by thaiho November 29, 2009

Duck Fart

a phrase used to describe the release of air from a woman's vagina during oral sex

"melissa just duck farted in my mouth, fuck it tasted like the football team !" .. "which football team ?" ... "all of them, the filthy fucking pig"

by metro anthony November 15, 2005

fart storm

a situation with a lot of problems or issues occurring at the same time, but none of them are all that serious. A milder version of a shit storm.

"We had a fart storm in the break room when the copier ran out of toner, the fax machine started smoking, and Janet slipped on spilled coffee all at the same time."

by Spartacusss March 2, 2010

Fart stick

When your jerking off and air gets ttapped under your foreskin so every time you go up or down it makes a fart sound.

You sound like a fart stick

by Canabalistic Worm July 6, 2018

farting cocksman

a cocksman who lets out a rip at the urinal while pissing

think from the movie 'along came polly' the scene where ben stiller and his boss in the movie are in the urinal and he farts while pissing, hence the term farting cocksman

by cesar romero May 20, 2010

Fart Wake

The ripple of stench left by a coworker as they walk down the hall, often on their way from the bathroom but frequently just to spread the incriminating evidence.

Stepping out of my cubicle, I encountered a nasty fart wake left by mike down the hall.

by never7 February 4, 2009