Pakiko's definitions

Wine fart

It is an emission of gas from someone's ass, particularly observed in Latinos or other chili eaters, that when reaches your respiratory system and penetrates your blood stream makes you feel very funny, then drowsy, then affects your equilibrium, then disables your capability to understand events surrounding you, then makes you vomit (terribly), expelling even that breakfast from 3 weeks ago, and finally gives you a hangover that last for 2 days.

Fart:"Dude, I wine farted Maria". Naushag: "Oh Dude, that's why she didn't show up the last 3 days!"

by Pakiko January 26, 2010

Truck fart

A fart is capable to cross all types of roads and barricades to eventually reach its ultimate goal...makes you barf and cry.

That was such a truck fart, man! Even at the other side of the conference room, I saw Grace and Inge heading the WC holding their barf in their mouths.

by Pakiko January 27, 2010