fart in a windstorm

when you something or something is completely unimportant to anything or anyone

Dude you are such a fart in a windstorm

by Dranyam Mada September 28, 2008

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pussy fart

when a guy blows air into the pussy then it swallows them all and then release them like a fart in 7to 8 times in a row.

i released pussy fart last night after my baby boy gave me head but it didnt smell at all.

by thaiho November 29, 2009

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Duck Fart

a phrase used to describe the release of air from a woman's vagina during oral sex

"melissa just duck farted in my mouth, fuck it tasted like the football team !" .. "which football team ?" ... "all of them, the filthy fucking pig"

by metro anthony November 15, 2005

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Fart stick

When your jerking off and air gets ttapped under your foreskin so every time you go up or down it makes a fart sound.

You sound like a fart stick

by Canabalistic Worm July 6, 2018

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Fart Pass

A Fart Pass says that it's alright to fart in public if someone else has.

I have a Fart Pass so it's cool.

by Jake mager October 22, 2017

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1) A smelly person who takes great pleasure and pride in releasing gas with people around him or her, often maliciously.

2) Also the person likes talking about farts and usually starts laughing uncontrollably when farts are brought up in conversation.

3) A 'lactard' who through years of not being able to process dairy properly, has accepted and grown proud of his or her uncontrollable flatulence

"I saw these girls with orange spray on tans at the mall today, I felt obligated to crop dust them. Afterwards I ate some protein bars to supercharge my farts for my next victim, which happened to be my little sister when she came to pick me up from the mall. Muhaha"
"Spencer, you fart centric bastard, I think you have a problem. Maybe you should see a doctor."

by Bigassss June 4, 2013

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