crychet

when youre so completely, irrevocably, and utterly sad that you cry profusely while crocheting

“crychet is so fun guys, im having such a blast sobbing into my yarn!”

by marsinthealps August 16, 2023

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Crystal Comics LLC

The best company in the world. Run beautifully by amazing employees. Everyone wants to work there. The stock market is off the charts. Everyone invested in it.

hey Crystal Comics LLC
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do you guys make amazing books
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by Uilttl August 17, 2023

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crystal myth

A drug dat makes you stupid enough to have faith in a charlatan with a glass sphere.

Some self-proclaimed fortune-tellers may actually believe in da claptrap dat they are spouting, so maybe they themselves are smoking a little crystal myth of their own!

by QuacksO August 23, 2023

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Crying Wolf

The diminishing of urgency one experiences after being alerted to something 'urgent' frequently.

After being called out to the residence for the 20th time, the police were in no rush as they believe the caller was crying wolf.

by sardonicEmpath August 28, 2023

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Etymology is obvious.
Noun:
A person who claims to be of Scottish, Irish, or Welsh descent but who fervently defends (shills for) England. Usually this is a result of them sharing English ancestry or being majority English. In other words, "Crypto-English". Compare "no true scotsman".
Singular is "Crypto-Englishman", plural is "Crypto-English", also "Crypto-Englishmen". "Crypto-Angloid" can also be used if you're feeling a tad bit ruder than usual.

"Charles is a tad bit of a Crypto-English twat."
"She walked into the Scottish Tory party meeting, only to be faced with a bunch of Crypto-Englishmen".

by hawn hawn baguette September 3, 2023

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