Boston Creaming 

When you buy a Boston Cream donut from Tim Hortons, warm it up in your microwave and stick your dick in that warm, creamy goodness.

Me and the boys went ice fishing eh and our balls almost froze off eh, so we went Boston Creaming.

Boston Creaming by Klaxo January 28, 2021

cramazing 

when something is both crazy and amazing at the same time

title of show is totes cramazing!

cramazing by Weirdfro February 22, 2009

Cram baggin 

the action of using a cram bag while having sex

step 1: get plastic bag

step 2: put your dick in the bag
step 3: insert into the hole

step 4: CRAM IT ALL THE WAY UP THERE AND PULL OUT AFTER CUMMING LEAVING THE BAG DEEPLY CRAMED IN HER CRAM HOLE!!

" Last night i lost the rubber so i had to resort to a plastic cram bag and started cram baggin her so hard she came and i just left that cram bag up there and left her orgasmic dripping ass on the be CRAM BAGGED !!!

Cram baggin by PAFRICK THE CRAM KING March 19, 2010

Cramer 

the act of getting an erection while grinding up on a girl, this can be good or bad depending on the girl

Person 1: hey did u here what happened to Jimmy at the dance?

Person 2: no what?

Person 1: he got a boner while dancing with some chick.

Person 2: Wow i cant believe he pulled a Cramer on her!

Cramer by im meeeeeeeee April 28, 2010

Creamed 

When a guy get's sexually aroused and his penis squirts out a sticky mess

Chad : Hey honey could you bring me a clean pair of underwear to work right away!
Chad's Wife : Oh No What's Wrong!
Chad : Nothings wrong Kiersten was sitting on my lap during lunch break and well you know how good she smells and how tone her little body is anyway she started kissing my neck and I Creamed in my underwear and now I'm feeling uncomfortable cause my underwear is sticking to my balls!
Chad's Wife: Fuck you asshole you deserve it!
Chad: Fine ill just go to Dollar General and buy a jumbo pack incase it happens again!

Creamed by SlopNChop April 13, 2017

patty cake creampie

The act of ejaculating on a partner's body, then wiping it up with your hand and slapping them in the face.

Yo this bitch wouldn't let me give her a facial, so i gave her a patty cake creampie instead.

patty cake creampie by P---H January 14, 2009

Creamy Hernandez 

When a man is about to cum from receiving fellatio and quickly removes his penis from his victims mouth and thrusts it up their nostrel so that he ejaculates just as he achieves maximum nostrel penetration.

Man that chick is so hot, i would love to give her the old Creamy Hernandez.
Alex is such a prick, last night he gave me the Creamy Hernandez.
Emma took a Creamy Hernandez from her cousin, and loved it.
Cory lost his sense of smell after I gave him the Creamy Hernandez.

Creamy Hernandez by LambBearPig August 17, 2009