Flarp Toppings

when you use a very thick, wet, lumpy, fart like ranch dressing

would you like to use some flarp toppings with your salad, are secret recipe

by jardieniethyweenie May 9, 2025

Total Top

A gay man with internalized homophobia who wants to have gay sex without feeling gay, so he acts as the top during anal sex and does not care about the satisfaction of his parter at all.

“Hey we should 69”

“No way im a total top, your just a hole i can use”

by Rex Rraptor May 11, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 11, 2025

high top

when a straight man says he would only penetrate men who are larger than him in body mass but also has a smaller penis

I would high top the shit out of that 6’6 gentleman assuming he has a 5 incher

by therealpinger May 18, 2025

Spaghetti on top of Spaghetti

refers to an AI song with an AI music video about spaghetti, formed by a group of deranged men.

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by tstts June 9, 2025

lazy top

The opposite of a power bottom. Where the penetrator is submissive and/or doesn't initiate sex and is just there to go with the flow while the "bottom" takes control. A lazy top is often laid-back and labeled as a tease for their "lack of effort".

Jeff: Your boyfriend's pretty aggressive with you. He's the top, right?
Adam: Nah, he just takes control and rides me like a cowboy while I lay back and enjoy. I love it.
Jeff: Oh, a lazy top then. You're such a tease.

by wadelsinsane April 3, 2024

Amir's Top fragging

The world is ending, this event is simply impossible. If seen, immediately call police and start praying.

Amir's Top fragging!! Run into the fallout shelter.

by Saddow April 7, 2024