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ball up top

When faced with a difficult or emotionally charged situation, "ball up top" is used to keep composure and handle the problem with a calm, controlled demeanor.

In September 2024, X user @kfmsr discovered he was not the parent of his alleged child. He responded to this statement with a calm demeanor, retweeting "She ain't mine. Ball up top 🚶🏿 ♂️".
I found out my long-distance girlfriend was not taking 'night shifts' at her job. Ball up top.
by lilwizardry September 14, 2024
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Tops

Typically used in Ireland, more specifically the lower class areas of the Dublin region meant very good, or the best
That green is tops bro
by Donabate on top August 7, 2022
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Top fuel dragsters

Some of the fastest accelerating, loudest and most brutal vehicles in the world.
Top fuel dragsters are louder than a rock concert or a jet taking off. They’re epic. The engines have to be rebuilt after every run as pumping out 11000 horsepower isn’t an easy task.
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Top Baby Syndrome

The horrible condition in which a twin is relegated to "top" status in the mother's womb. Due to being on top, the fetus is relegated to only receiving "leftowver's" in terms of nutrients. In addition to lack of nutrients, the top baby receives all the negative substances the mother brings in (smoke, alcohol, drugs, etc.). As a result, the "top baby" will be physically smaller, and weaker, as well as substantially less intelligent, and more prone to learning disorders.
Danny DeVito suffered from Top Baby Syndrome in the movie Twins.
by Risky Moth September 7, 2011
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top-player

someone that can't be stopped. Untamable beast.

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look up beasting
that nigga is a top-player
by Big bizzle April 30, 2003
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fuck you on top of your head

One level up from a regular "fuck you". Used by Reese Witherspoon in, HBO "Big Little Lies".
Asshole: The play is cancelled.
Person: oh fuck you on top of your head!
by Joe Riverdale February 3, 2018
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TOPS

Tired Of People's Shit
I'm so TOPS in this world!
by Vanessa Wilson August 5, 2025
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