Dirty Kristy is when she is dead asleep and didn't wake up to the loud ass bathroom door scraping across the floor any of the 5 times you used it, then you decide to beat your meat and the sound of you unzipping your pants causes her to raise up out of bed like the fucking Undertaker.
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"Oh, you know, Emma had to pull a Krislin. He's hanging out with her now."
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They're far away from each other but that doesn't stop there love.
Felix does truly love Kristin no matter what and he really cares about her. Sure e get jealous but that's because he want Kristin to be his girl.
Kristin thinks Felix is the perfect guy next door. She really cares about him and hates when I lie. All she want is a hug from him. Kristin loves Felix but have a hard time to say it sometimes.
Everyone wish they'd have a boy like Felix because Felix is amazing but sorry girls. Felix is Kristin's prince.
They're far away from each other but that doesn't stop there love.
Felix does truly love Kristin no matter what and he really cares about her. Sure e get jealous but that's because he want Kristin to be his girl.
Kristin thinks Felix is the perfect guy next door. She really cares about him and hates when I lie. All she want is a hug from him. Kristin loves Felix but have a hard time to say it sometimes.
Everyone wish they'd have a boy like Felix because Felix is amazing but sorry girls. Felix is Kristin's prince.
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