East end eye opener 

When you coat your finger in coffee grounds and shove it up her ass.

You should have seen her face when the percolator finished and I gave her the East End Eye Opener.

East end eye opener by Snooplumptylump February 17, 2017

saddlebag with eyes 

Used to describe the face of a person who through age, weathering or too much time in the tanning salon has become over leathery.

I really used to fancy that check out woman from Tesco's however it appears that she must have bought a sunbed for herself and used it constantly for the past 3 months. She served me the other day and her face was like a saddlebag with eyes.

saddlebag with eyes by Big Jack's Bollocks May 15, 2017

Hair Covering The Eyes 

My personal definition of bangs - Uriel 2017

I don't like saying the word bangs, I rather say hair covering the eyes

Hair Covering The Eyes by Drhymen September 13, 2017

Gucci tired eyes 

A term for when you're so tired that you start making the bags under your eyes a fashion statement

Yo what's good Rodney, stayed up all night finishing my midterm. Rocking them Gucci tired eyes this morning.

Gucci tired eyes by Santans October 12, 2017

The Brown Eyed Librarian 

When ass fucking a chic in a quiet public place, shushing her the whole time....

I watched my boy give the sales lady The Brown Eyed Librarian in the dressing room at Dillards...... shhhhhhh

The Brown Eyed Librarian by Daytona Dirty Al June 23, 2019

Alex Gaskarth's Eyebrows 

Those bushy caterpillar-looking things on All Time Low singer Alex Gaskarth's face. You may have been personally victimised by them. Alex and Jack Barakat did a quiz on what is Alex's eyebrow and what is a beaver. Unsurprisingly, they lost. Jack feels jealous of Alex's eyebrows, as any normal human should be.

Person A: Have you ever been personally victimised by Alex Gaskarth's eyebrows?

Person B: Who hasn't?

Alex Gaskarth's Eyebrows by bands and things October 23, 2019

barnard castle eye test 

When you are potentially blind and drive a ~60 mile round trip between Durham and Barnard Castle with your family to validate that you can see properly

That Coronavirus was a stinker - better risk my family with the old Barnard Castle Eye Test before I drive back to London

barnard castle eye test by Spookhetti May 26, 2020