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J-Meister

The J-Meister spends his time reading DNF fanfics, rounding up Discord kittens, getting hench and just being sexy. He is a sussy imposter and my favourite pissboy.
Me: 'It's the J-Meister!!!!!!!'

J-Meister: 'Ahahaha ladies get in like ahhaha...'

Twink 1: 'The J-Meister is so hot uwu'
by ayup ayup June 1, 2022
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/j

Quick way to alert someone on social media that you have (or will) jerk off to their post due to the intense arousal you've felt since reading it
Poster on social: I subscribe to the #12before12 methodology

You: /j
by #12before12 December 9, 2022
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j

x: what makes you smile sm?

alle: j!!
by i6y November 21, 2021
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J

the loml. the reason why i get up in the morning n why i’m still here honestly. the prettiest blue eyes n the sweetest personality. the only person who can complete me n make me feel wanted. the man who puts in effort to support n love me and i could never ask for anything more. id give him the entire world if i could. im not good at showing my love n i make a lot of mistakes but i hope he knows that my entire lifes purpose is to see him smile. he’s been through sm n to ease his pain would fulfil me. jst listening to him talk abt his passions is enough for me. i could listen to him talk all day n whenever i’m w him im in a constant haze of happiness. we’re arguing atm n it’s my fault again but id give anything for him to forgive me because without him i don’t know what i’d do.
‘j is the most perfect human being to ever exist
by IlovemybfJsm<3 January 30, 2023
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Brandon J

Known as BJ by many. If you see this guy on road don’t bother running, he will give you his money and probably blow you a kiss aswell because he is a fruity don. Usually very lanky but has a small penis. Probably has feeling for his boys in the group chat but keeps it to himself cuz he don’t wanna roll batty to the bredrin.
You man cross the road Brandon J is coming”
“Rah say less mans not tryna hold dat kiss”
by HavishamSingh82 August 1, 2019
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Edward j plant

A god fearing drunkard with the remarkable ability to tell countless lies without hesitation
That liar is a real Edward j plant
by Eddie's toy boy Jon February 28, 2020
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Baby J

A pretentious, egotistical jerk. Anyone who has an over-inflated sense of superiority.
by buf12390 December 13, 2021
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