3 definitions by Eddie's toy boy Jon

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Crouchaphile
A tall slender snake like creature with the ability to brown nose with anyone more superior than himself in order to climb the ladder of corruption
Don't trust Johnny he's a right crouchaphile he's always in the boss's office
by Eddie's toy boy Jon February 28, 2020
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Edward j plant
A god fearing drunkard with the remarkable ability to tell countless lies without hesitation
That liar is a real Edward j plant
by Eddie's toy boy Jon February 28, 2020
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Jellypig
A fat spineless blubbering man child usually found interfering with his supervisor
Look at Phil the fucking jellypig licking the boss's ass again, I fucking hate him
by Eddie's toy boy Jon March 02, 2020
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