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cold top

Shit dude! My girlfriend gave me some cold top last night too! I'm still not sure how I feel about it...
by Omnipresent Sentinel May 1, 2016
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Top Baby Syndrome

The horrible condition in which a twin is relegated to "top" status in the mother's womb. Due to being on top, the fetus is relegated to only receiving "leftowver's" in terms of nutrients. In addition to lack of nutrients, the top baby receives all the negative substances the mother brings in (smoke, alcohol, drugs, etc.). As a result, the "top baby" will be physically smaller, and weaker, as well as substantially less intelligent, and more prone to learning disorders.
Danny DeVito suffered from Top Baby Syndrome in the movie Twins.
by Risky Moth September 7, 2011
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Top self freedom

Top self weed that sets you free
You try sone of that top self freedom? Had me flying high as a motherfucker
by Whipstick86 April 20, 2022
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ball up top

When faced with a difficult or emotionally charged situation, "ball up top" is used to keep composure and handle the problem with a calm, controlled demeanor.

In September 2024, X user @kfmsr discovered he was not the parent of his alleged child. He responded to this statement with a calm demeanor, retweeting "She ain't mine. Ball up top 🚶🏿 ♂️".
I found out my long-distance girlfriend was not taking 'night shifts' at her job. Ball up top.
by lilwizardry September 14, 2024
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Top waffle

If one were to be waffling, ie ‘talking rubbish’ or ‘talking nonsense’ , top waffle would mean that what they said is the highest form of nonsense
Nahhh Michael just told me he only ate 3 burgers today, but Jacob was with him & he ate 10! That was top waffle!
by Nwyk October 7, 2023
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Lil tank top

A person who wears tank tops to small for them.
I nicknamed Shaun lil tank top since his tank tops are fit for a baby!
by Smi1eyface January 27, 2016
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Top Mostest

To love something more than anything else ever, used as a response to "mostest". Cannot be topped by any word or phase.
Person 1- "I Love you mostest"
Person 2- "I love you top mostest" (unbeatable)
by mrer October 27, 2020
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