Montana T-Bird

When you’re so disgusted with the price of gas, you rub one out and blow your load all over a random gas pump just like the dirty girl she is

Dude, did you see how much diesel is? I was so pissed I gave it a Montana T-Bird. Let’s go Brandon.

by ElConquistador86 February 21, 2023

Montana Hot Pocket

When a person pours ranch into a vagina or anus and then has intercourse with it.

My wife loves ranch, so I gave her a Montana hot pocket. Gotta say it goes better with pizza.

by summiebummie February 24, 2023

Montana Redneck

Hey chapter, dumbass.

chapter is a fucking moron Montana Redneck

by xzdfg March 13, 2023

montanalation

procrastination to its finest.

cant handle montanalation unless ur bluhd

by smokedrinkrepeatlifewillbegood April 17, 2023

montana

montana is a lesbian she likes to have sexual intercourse with other monkeys. she likes to threaten people hat she will fart in their faces and give them pinkeye. Once i saw her licks the pavement and fuck a pole. She wants that pole ushy gushy fr.

"dont be like montana"

by Kathy lover April 25, 2023

Montana Horrors RP

a roblox rp game that is filled with the shittiest rps ever (like 85 percent is shit)

dude 1: yo dude have u ever played Montana horrors rp

dude 2: yeah man! jake/hot/cool/demon/angel/god/powerful plays that game!

by Randomdude1223 July 17, 2023

Montana Mullee Mule

When you constantly get ass fucked so hard by life your cries sound like the hee-haw of a baby mule.

My fantasy football team is a fucking Montana Mullee Mule

by John_doe_1018 July 24, 2023