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The Lion King

a sexual act consisting of ejaculating on a girl's face, drawing a line across her forehead with the semen, and whispering "Simba".
I took your mom out last night and gave her The Lion King.
by Kyldonia August 7, 2009
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DON KING MOMENT

Many talented people are very smart and good at what they do.Unfortunately they're very dumb about everything else...especially money.Don King knows this about fighters when he walks them into a conference room...has an assistant
open a briefcase with 100grand in it...and tells the fighter it's his as an advance for signing on with him.You've never seen that much money before.Of course-as your career takes off-you begin to realize that his "management fees" make the taxes look small.This does'nt just happen to atheletes.
Bill Gates...or Terry Semel...or Barry Diller...wants to "take a meeting"with you.He offers you 100 million for your company ...and "total control" before you even sit down. You try to avoid choking on your coffee.All those years in your cubicle at 80 grand a year.Of course you bite...and watch helplessly as you find that "total control" means you can leave work early on Friday.His henchmen then take your baby and turn it into a multi-billion dollar market leader...or more likely destroy
it before it destroys them.Classic DON KING MOMENT.
by L.MARTIN February 3, 2006
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martin luther king

The modern day jesus. He died so kids could have no school for a day.
If it werent for Martin Luther King then I would have had to take my math test earlier
by Mikey Olivera, Bitch February 17, 2008
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Ghetto King

Ghetto Kings are a street gang that operate out of Southern Ontario, Canada. The gang started in 1999 as an alliance between 5 older local Brantford gangs. Since 3 of the gangs were latino, a "Latin King" style was agreed upon. The gang colors are yellow & black. In a town like Brantford, where gangs from Toronto buy their guns & drugs, it wasn't long before the gangs population exploded and they became a menace to the surrounding cities.
"Dr. Gat & the Ghetto Kings" - rappers, Cholo Loco
by OG Tec August 4, 2006
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Owen King

One sexy beezo who has a big ass and sometimes a beer belly, but sometimes not.
"Dayum girl, look at that boy, he has a fine lookin' arse!"

"Nah, he just has a 20 lb ass."
by Incognito-bito July 12, 2004
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skeet king

Jesse:Jeez David is so dirty, he just sits at home and beats off.

Kris:What a skeet king!
by packinwood October 20, 2006
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Don King

To instigate a fight between two people, usually for fun or profit.
Man, I can't believe he got Alex Jones and Alex Trebeck to fight. He Don Kinged the shit out of that situation!
by J-U-D November 29, 2010
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