A saying that means guzzle my cum you cunt. (Predominantly used to insult a person without having them know the true severity of the phrase you said to them.)
Dick from work: " hey (your name here) those pants look a little tight, where did you get them? Queers R us?
You: taste my champagne wench.
The dick from work is left confused and you feel satisfied that you told off the office dick without getting reported to your H.R. Rep
You: taste my champagne wench.
The dick from work is left confused and you feel satisfied that you told off the office dick without getting reported to your H.R. Rep
by Artic Starfish October 10, 2017
Get the Taste my champagne wench mug.The employment of a wrench during manual self-stimulation. This act is frowned upon in all countries outside of Lebanon, where a hand just ain't enough.
by ShitholeCountry68 January 19, 2018
Get the Lebanese Pipe-Wrench mug.When you aggressively stroke your cock so hard you shit yourself. This may cause small lacerations along the shaft/tip, and or severe fright from masturbation.
Friend: "Is Tommy here?"
Mom: "Yes, he's upstairs in his room"
Friend: "Okay" *goes to walk upstairs*
Mom: "I wouldn't go up there unless you want to watch/hear him clenching the wrench. He's been doing it all week."
Mom: "Yes, he's upstairs in his room"
Friend: "Okay" *goes to walk upstairs*
Mom: "I wouldn't go up there unless you want to watch/hear him clenching the wrench. He's been doing it all week."
by microwave420.69 September 24, 2019
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Get the stupid bitch hoe twat dumb wench fuckin toad mug.1. NOUN. A stupid woman using no logic in her thoughts, words, ideas, or actions.
2. ADJECTIVE. Used to describe a women's thoughts which are devoid of any logic.
ORIGIN: One night, my family brought up how bad the movie "The Blair Witch Project" was. My mom said," The lady's at work said it was good..." "Yeah, you and your WENCH...(PAUSES AND LOOKS AROUND SEARCHING FOR A WORD) DICKHEAD ladies at work..." Added my dad.
2. ADJECTIVE. Used to describe a women's thoughts which are devoid of any logic.
ORIGIN: One night, my family brought up how bad the movie "The Blair Witch Project" was. My mom said," The lady's at work said it was good..." "Yeah, you and your WENCH...(PAUSES AND LOOKS AROUND SEARCHING FOR A WORD) DICKHEAD ladies at work..." Added my dad.
EX. 1) Nikki let Karissa go home early from work at the dinner, but Nikki told Karissa she could leave like 7 minutes after her parents had finished eating and left the restaurant, and Nikki KNEW Karissa's parents were there...so Karissa's parents had to turn around and pick Karissa up from the restaurant. Nikki is a total wench dickhead.
Ex. 2) With all the catty girls and favoritism bullshit going on, this place is definitely turning more and more into a wench dick head fest.
Ex. 2) With all the catty girls and favoritism bullshit going on, this place is definitely turning more and more into a wench dick head fest.
by thetrophyone October 10, 2011
Get the Wench Dickhead mug.Johnny: I'm finishing my shift early today, cleared it with the boss already
Paddy: Ok, see you tomorrow
Ian: Paddy, you just been wrenched
Paddy: Ok, see you tomorrow
Ian: Paddy, you just been wrenched
by you'rebeing June 18, 2011
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