Toxic waste

Phrase used to describe the people on Twitter, especially gay 14-year-olds.

"Dude I just checked Twitter, there was so much toxic waste."
"They probably called you 'bestie' and got horny over fictional characters, huh?
"Yeah man, and they were all little gay kids."
"Sounds pretty radioactive."

by Cxdavreous March 4, 2021

A waste of dick

When you have such a large penis it's a waste of dick. No one wants it because it would wreck them.

That's a waste of dick my friend....can i have it when you die

by Dickeyrific32 May 1, 2019

Wasted Wankertunnity

Where one does not engage in masterbation because they believe they will not have enough time to get a quality jerk in. However the expected time is wildly underestimated and they could have wanked in the aforementioned time frame.

DUDE 1: "Man I could have masterbated last night, but I thought my parents would get home. But then they took 2 hours longer than I thought!"

DUDE 2: "What a wasted wankertunnity brah!"

by VruhBaccum January 24, 2016

lunar wasted

when an individual is so inebriated, they can not feel gravity.

I was so lunar wasted last night, we left orbit

by LunarWaster September 5, 2010

wall waste

the people who stand with their arms crossed against the walls at a hardcore show, like a wall flower but more wussy

Hey look at all those wall waste just standing there against the wall grilling the band judgmentally while everyone else is going ape.

by El Phantasmo May 9, 2011

Waste of time

The ex your still talking to

Karen: I still talking to my ex

Rachel: your ex is a waste of time drop him

by Dumbbitch1102 April 27, 2020

Canary Wasted

To get extremely drunk at parties while throwing oneself on random people to end up throwing up all over the place then pass out with one's eyes open.

"Did you see Abby at the party last night?"

"Oh. My. God. She got so Canary Wasted."
"That is so ratched it makes me want to puke. But first, let me take a selfie."

by Canary Wasted May 21, 2014