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Tristan

Self-righteous, manipulative asshole who deals with his insecurities by tooling girls.
Girl 1: My heart is broken!
Girl 2: Tristan?
Girl 1: How did you know?
Girl 2: It happened to me too.
by Victom by Tristans October 28, 2011
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tristan

he can be the most attractive person ever but when you figure out his personality.. .it just ruins everything. He'll like you, but if he finds a better girl he'll push you to the side and forget you were even there. He'll call you nasty names and he'll even go for your bestfriend OR EVEN YOUR SISTER! He's a huge player and lies alot so watch out for tristan.
Friend: Hey tristan! up for hanging out today?
Tristan: nahh im grounded!

Friend: okay bye then

*tristan invites girls over*
by Romeo&JuliNOT March 15, 2013
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Tristana

Tristana is a character from League of Legends, and she's a yordle gunner
Tristana is best Yordle
by FrightGeist January 9, 2018
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Tristan Beilman

The real Spider-Man, who lives in Greeley, CO and is the greatest superhero of all time.
Girl #1: Hey what's that flying over Chick-fil-A?
Girl #2: That's Tristan Beilman the Amazing Spider-Man!!!!!!!!
Girl #1: Wow, he's so dreamy!
Girl #2: Dreamer than that mugshot guy! I wonder who he's saving now!
Girl #1: Actually, I think he's just getting a chicken sandwich.
Girl #2: He really IS the greatest superhero of all time! My hero!
by koolkatkid June 24, 2014
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tristani

A female given name. Typically from a combination of the names Trista (meaning to cry out) and Annie (meaning prayer or by grace).
After years of infertility, the parents felt it fitting to name their miraculous little girl Tristani.
by BabyGirlFall2016 May 16, 2016
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Tristan Tjørnelund

Rarely seen when seen its mostly alone looking at memes or Rare pepes. It hunts alone mostly after fresh doritos and mtn dw as now it seems it's sexually orientation is toasters.
Person1: I caught a Tristan Tjørnelund yesterday!
Person2: Nice! How did you do it?
Person1: I shot it with an arrow in the knee!
by Emo Scumbag January 22, 2018
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Tristan

Tristan is a juicy goosey
by HoverDoughnut June 8, 2018
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