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exit ticket

An assignment a teacher wants to see before you leave their class.
Teacher: Ok class, this assignment will be your exit ticket to leave this class.
by WerewolfNation November 6, 2013
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Tillamook Tickle

The act of getting tea-bagged while simultaneously tickling your partners taint.
As the sunset became more romantic she softly whispered in the Colonel's ear "can we, can we, do the Tillamook Tickle tonight Angus?"
by BigButton August 3, 2015
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bum tickets

Hey babe! Can you bring me some bum tickets? I ran out in here!
by NevaMO February 2, 2016
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Masking Ticket

The penalty for anyone that somehow feels that wearing an appropriate face covering during the COVID pandemic is more an infringement on individual freedom of CHOICE, than a DUTY of public responsibility.
Hey, what's the speed limit?
Well, on the interstate, it's 70 miles per hour.
Ok, what side of the road do we drive on in the US?
On the right side, of course.
Why do we wear masks to protect others from acquiring COVID 19?
We don't! That's a violation of individual freedom of expression!
WRONG! You and your dumb ass, COVID positive president have just EARNED a Masking Ticket for genuine STUPIDITY, insensitivity and demonstrating a flagrant disregard for humanity.
by YAWA October 4, 2020
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The Tong Tong Tickler

The act of going to a massage parlor and getting a massage from a hot chick. Halfway through the massage you realize the chick is a guy, but you don’t care because his finger is up your butt tickling your prostate and you’ve already paid for it.
Hey, did you hear what happened to Justin last night? He spent his last 50 bucks in Hawaii on a hot massage, but got "The Tong Tong Tickler" instead!
by Rugger69 May 25, 2012
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dirty o'ticket

A large Irish man who regularly shits himself.
I just saw Dirty o'ticket coming out of trap 2. Clear the area.
by Dirty O'Ticket October 19, 2015
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fuck it ticket

A one way plane ticket to Vegas with no returning ticket home.
Josh: I've had a really shitty week!

Mike: Dude, just get a fuck it ticket and don't worry about it!

Josh: Fuck it
by Vegas bitches November 9, 2015
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