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The Turtle 69

A sex position that incorporates both the 69 and the reverse cowgirl. While the female crouches so her vagina is being stimulated by the males mouth, she bends backwards so her back is arched parallel to his stomach, and performs oral sex, creating a turtle like shell of humans, hence the name.
"Kyle asked me to do the turtle 69 with him, and I told him to suck a dick."

"Yo, last night, me and this bitch did the turtle 69 and I totally blew all over her underchin."
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retracted turtle

retracted turtle- a fisting technique in which the whole fist is violently shoved into the anus, meant to look like a turtle in hiding

the opposite of a silent duck
"I heard the fat bulldyke gave Candice the retracted turtle," said Henry.

"The loose cunt probably couldn't feel it anyway," said Tom.
by drunkasswhore24 January 29, 2010
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Cat Turtle

The mythical Cat Turtle is a cat in a hat. It can breathe fire, fly, and it can make lemonade. It has been kept secret from us because of the government. They are hogging these majestic beasts because of their ability of making lemonade. Truth be told the Cat Turtle was the inventor of lemonade but was found and a man person found one. He took ownership of being the true inventor of lemonade.
Hobo Joe- OMG it's da Magical Cat Turtle!

Tyler- I like SLOTHS!
by Nugget Overlord October 31, 2016
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turtle's breath

The harbinger of a turtle head: a moist gust of excrement-scented wind, with an unwelcome surprise right behind it...
pffff-RrRrRrP!
"Hmm. That smells like turtle's breath. Excuse me for a moment."
by anoralsexbitch May 2, 2006
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turtle dropper

A girl (who is usually hot) that is used for "luck" in a real turtle racing event. Each contestant begins by having an attractive girl bend over and very slowly place (or "drop") a real living turtle inside the center of the racing circle which is the starting point of the race. There are many ridiculous rules such as "no bent knees" and "no pointing at the turtles" which is really just a device to get the girl to bend over for the crowd as much as possible. Usually the hotter the girl, the longer it will take for her to drop the turtle because the referee will find fault. Eventually, they offer helpful advice such as "spread your legs" so her knees won't bend while bending over.
"I asked this hottie to be my turtle dropper."
by Ric Winkler March 10, 2008
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turtle

1. (zoology) Small sea reptile with a hard shell; see also tortoise
2. (surfing) Swimming style, where one flips over onto the back or top
3. (history, military) Protective shielded formation used in Ancient Rome
4. (programming) Terse RDF Triple Language, a RDF data model syntax
5. (slang) Slow
6. (slang) Person who took too long to realize something; syn. snail
7. (slang) Slow person, often walking directionless and confused
8. (slang, south USA) The trunk of a car
9. (slang, psychology) Person who hides in his emotional shell during a conflict
10. (slang, psychology) Person who feels so sorry for something they keep on apologizing
11. (slang, gaming, RTS) Defensive strategy focused on unit number
12. (slang, gaming, RPG) Defensive playstyle; syn. tank
13. (slang, sex) Person who hardly moves during intercourse, usually just laying down
1. Aww, look at that cute little turtle! (Turtle: hello!)
2. I turtled, flipped upright and started paddling again.
3. Soldiers, formation turtle!
4. You need to specify the prefix! Du you know nothing about turtle syntax?
5. C'mon dude, you're such a turtle! Get on with it!
6. He took so long to get that joke I made. Such a turtle.
7. She is turtling in the main square, she probably doesn't even know where she's going.
8. My car's turtle is bigger than it looks, mate!
9. As soon as they raised their voices, she turtled and didn't say a word the entire trip.
10. After accidentally hitting his friend, he turtled so much! He kept on apologizing and asking if he's okay for 20 damn minutes!
11. I'm gonna spam trash units and turtle.
12. All points assigned to health and got the heaviest armour. I'll be your turtle, you guys deal the damage!
13. Such a pillow princess turtle you are, I barely know you're alive!
by ONG3N April 6, 2022
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Sacramento Turtleneck

The act of using honey as lubricant on the asshole of a woman with great deal of rectal hair and then having anal sex with her.
I found out I was allergic to honey when I got a rash on my dick after my girlfriend gave me a Sacramento Turtleneck.
by CaptainAwesome777 March 25, 2009
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