If the toilet's broken, shit outside.

A response to someone who never fails to find an excuse as to why something cannot be done.

Employee: "I'm waiting for IT to call me, my printer is broken. That's why I didn't print my report".

Manager: "We have more than one printer. If the toilet's broken, shit outside."

by micah June 19, 2010

Sifting through the Matthew's Fridge

A misinterpretation of the lyrics from my generation, by Limp Bizkit. Can be used in many ways. The choice is yours.

*my generation plays in background* Andy: Did he just say Sifting through the Matthew's Fridge
Kyle: no what's the fuck is wrong with you the actual lyrics are take 'em to the Matthews Bridge, what would that even mean?

Andy I don't know it can mean many things.

by evilscruffy2 September 11, 2021

The women's restroom is over there

An annoying phrase used by homophobes to pick at guys with long hair in the restroom.

Usually results in the long-haired individual's silent oath to attack the next person who says it.

Exactly why these people see fit to do such a thing is beyond this writer; perhaps it is because women at the clubs and parties these individuals inhabit tend to pay a little more attention to a man who has flowing well-kept blond hair in opposition to a 5'2" mongoloid who is trying to look like Mark Mcgrath and failing miserably.

(Enter long-haired guy, stage left)
Spiked-up douchebag: Hark, young knave! The women's restroom is over there, thou faggot! Hur hur!

(soliloquy) Long-haired guy: Mark me this night, O fates, for the next man that makes that lame joke is getting kneed in the junk!

(exit Spiked-up douchebag as Long-haired guy begins to pee.)

by Vomikron September 11, 2009

Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

The CORRECT title for the first installment of the well known Harry Potter book or film series. JK Rowling has personally said that her biggest regret about the series is the name change in some countries, and she thinks of it as 'Philosopher's'.

It makes much more sense calling it 'Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone' as a Philosopher's Stone is a real item that alchemists tried to create hundreds of years ago. Nicholas Flamel is also known to have been working on this. Throughout history, there is no record of any concept known as the 'Sorcerer's Stone'.

Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone is the first novel in the Harry Potter series written by J. K. Rowling and featuring Harry Potter, a young wizard. It describes how Harry discovers he is a wizard, makes close friends and a few enemies at the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, and with the help of his friends thwarts an attempted comeback by the evil wizard Lord Voldemort, who killed Harry's parents when Harry was one year old.

by ManOfTheDay November 15, 2011

Running in the 90's

An awesome song from the anime Initial D. No one knows why it is fun to run around like a fag during The 90s, but it sure is awesome. :o

Running in the nineties
Is a new way I like to be
I'm just running in the nineties
Come on baby run to me
We are running in the nineties
Is a new way to set me free
I'm just running in the nineties
Yes I wanna know yes I wanna see

Modem talking
Modern walking in the streets
New desire
Take me higher
Lift me higher with your speed
I need fire

Get the satellite if you want to see me
Talking on the net I know the way you like it
Get your credit card cos I need no money
All I wanna get is you baby

Running in the nineties
Is a new way I like to be
I'm just running in the nineties
Come on baby run to me
We are running in the nineties
Is a new way to set me free
I'm just running in the nineties
Yes I wanna know yes I wanna see

Cyber talking
Cybersex is on the line
New desire
Take me higher
Boost me higher with your mind
Set me on fire

Get the satellite if you want to see me
Talking on the net I know the way you like it
Get your credit card cos I need no money
All I wanna get is you baby

Running in the nineties
Is a new way I like to be
I'm just running in the nineties
Come on baby run to me
We are running in the nineties
Is a new way to set me free
I'm just running in the nineties
Yes I wanna know yes I wanna see

Take me higher
Lift me higher with your speed
I need fire
Get the satellite
Talking on the net
Get your credit card
All I wanna get

Running in the nineties
Is a new way I like to be
I'm just running in the nineties
Come on baby run to me
We are running in the nineties
Is a new way to set me free
I'm just running in the nineties
Yes I wanna know yes I wanna see

by BackToNormal February 13, 2005

Slide into the DM's

When you start a direct message chain on Facebook, Instagram, or Twitter, with the hopes of acquiring the booty.

Shawn: Bruh, have you seen Aurora's Instagram lately?
Christian: YEAH! I'm about to slide into the DM's on that right now.
Shawn: She won't respond to you.
Christian: Check it.
Shawn: A successful slide.

by Dr.Business May 20, 2015

The Devil's Oreo

A malicious joke where upon one defecates all the way around the rim of the toilet seat and then closes it.

Jane slept with John's best friend, so he got back at her by leaving The Devil's Oreo in her bathroom.

by kreepright February 27, 2013