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Paul Newton

That one guy who’s always in every class
Me: Who’s Paul Newton?
Lauren Green: theres always a guy like paul newton in every class

Me: Ohhh
by NachoMan4568 January 20, 2021
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Pop Newton

Sissy when on a date but didn't hook up with him afterwards... she didn't wanna pop newton.

Aimee popped newton so hard when she messed up her job interview at the coffee shop.

Michael said "hey bro don't pop that newton" when he saw his buddy Lev was about to put too much water in the brownie mix.
by med. January 24, 2022
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Shawna newton

A bitch so crazy not even Webster has words for her.
Shawna newton so crazy even her moms has no words
by Love you cuz February 25, 2019
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puce newton

a man named Michael or mr plum, purses a perplexing stance, extending one leg in front of the other, like a runner/track star. to complete this movement, he had to eat a total of one fig newton, have his ENTIRE foot painted puce, and be decorated in a decadent cashmere sweater, in a deep purple, lowkey serving yassified grape, seedless though definitely.
to see at eye level with lyla, i had to pull a puce newton.
by freckle.dekster January 31, 2024
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Vertical Newton

The vertical newton is an exciting, arousing, fast-paced newfangled form of foreplay that involves multiple senses by inserting the penile organ into the partner's ear. Due to the blood pressure and sensitivity to temperature of the ear, the intensity of the foreplay is heightened. Warning: not for beginners. If you are not in tune with your partner, it is very easy to damage their eardrum permanently.
"dang that girl knew just how to get me! She BEGGED for the vertical newton."
by Austin Hunkoolovin August 17, 2009
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Fig Newton

Replaces the word fuck.
by Panini press March 26, 2020
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Newton’s cradle

A game where 5 or 6 men line up and slap balls together like newton cradle balls until everyone except one has left the game
Hey guys you up for a game of Newton’s cradle?
by N22rush October 4, 2018
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