When you’re using the restroom and the poop on it’s way out is as wide as an apple causing you to wiggle in your seated position.
“bro is was pooping this morning and a large one made tore my butthole causing me to do the apple tango.”
by Butterscotch6969 March 20, 2021

Mastermind with the Golden touch, inventor and mercenary up for hire.
Mistaken for Astro Jack 'cause his head is always out of his body, not literally.
Mistaken for Astro Jack 'cause his head is always out of his body, not literally.
by HydraX420 October 24, 2020

by Dama Kotszke May 27, 2010

The act of drinking large amounts of alcohol and eating tostito pizza rolls only to vomit said items on to your partners back during intercourse.
by Dr.whan February 18, 2018

yo tango means "I tango" in spanish (through google translate) or could mean "I have" if spelled yo tengo
Yo tango is a inside joke from the hit roblox youtuber flamingo and his fans would spam it at times
Yo tango is a inside joke from the hit roblox youtuber flamingo and his fans would spam it at times
YO TANGO YO TANGO-a flamingo fan
by the_unknown_randomboi April 13, 2022

Jack and Jill went up the hill to do the wiener tango. Up came Jill's dad, who was rather mad, and cut off Jack's little wango.
by DaddyDerek6969 September 9, 2016
