sporking

when one person illegally spoons another person while they are already asleep/passed out. On the street its referred to simply as, "spoon rape."

Tory: (waking up and realizing) Alex!? Were you sporking me last night!?
Alex: Ahahaha Hell yeah I wasn't going to sleep on the floor!
Hank:(From his bed across the room) Ahahaha You spoon raped her! Sneak-a-spooning is a risky maneuver that could have easily backfired glad you didn't wake up with a blackeye!

by Cspearp December 15, 2011

Sporking

Verb- To spork: The act of flowering someones yard with colorfully decorated plastic disposable silverware.

Directions: Purchase sporks, paint handles green, paint fork ends in a variety of pastel colors to mimic tulips, jam sporks in targets front yard to create a brilliant annual garden display.

We had a wonderful evening filled with mischief last night! We went toilet papering and sporking!

by Krystenlovesbutterscotch November 22, 2013

storking

a sexual act in which a girl receives a very long penis (like the bill of a stork) into her vagina.

The girl is so obsessed with storking that she takes men with a short penis as her pet aversions.

by uttam maharjan November 29, 2011

Stroking

To Kick and punch someone serverely is "Stroking"

"come and help me bash these two cunts will ya"
"wait a minute i'm still stroking this fucker"

by Stone Island wearing non chav November 16, 2005

sporking

the act of spooning that occurs before or after sexual intercourse.

two people spoon, one gets turned on then they have sex.

by tarren wilson August 12, 2005

Storming The Trenches

Slang for sliding your penis in between a pair of big breasts, IE: titty-fucking. Usually said between friends when a woman with very visible cleavage is within sight.

Jon: So, how did your date with Jill go last night?

Zach: Perfect. We had some nice dinner, then we back to my place and I tit-fucked her until she passed out. I got so into storming the trenches, I had Nam flashbacks.

by Claudio D. October 24, 2012

lip my stocking

what to say when you want someone to go inside your pants in japan

japa: hey, lip my stocking! prease!

sushi: yo, i'll lip her stockings any day.

by vedm June 6, 2017